it is true tho
By - Hot_Statistician9467
Switch pocket labels and that would be me
Same. Phone on the left, the entire observable universe in the right. And wallet in the back pocket.
But what about the unobservable universe. Doesn't it get love?
That's in the second back pocket, obviously.
I love chilling in ur pockets
You're my favourite thing in my pocket
I’ve got one hand in my pocket
So you're telling me your han(d) is solo?
Completely correct Mano!
Statistically the other one is giving a high five, flickin a cigarette, givin the peace sign or hailin a taxi cab.
Is the other hand giving a peace sign?
I’ve got this guys hand in my pocket too
And the other one is giving a high five
But your also In the universe,which means you have a pocket you who also has a pocket you,pocket person inception
Now you've observed them, into the right pocket they go
What about the love from our loved ones as well as from our great creator, no matter how we perceive them to be?
Shirt pockets have been banned since 1995. Police is on its way to you now.
Lol! I’m literally thinking about the last time I saw someone use their shirt pocket.
Goddamit. Tshego *please*, we're running out of time, Tell me their name NOW!
Hey hey, I can’t rat people out like that.
What about the fifth pocket between the two back pockets
That was the second back pocket, hence the unobservable universe
God I'm stupid
You mean the ‘prison wallet’?
why else would it be called the "un observable universe"?
Is that the entire unknown and possibly the truth to life in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
5th pocket. That and a quarter for the payphone.
There's plenty of space in the ass crack
Top tip, don't sit down with your wallet in your back pocket. It can cause back problems.
Don't do this if you're visiting a third world country tho
Or literally any larger city
I live in a larger city and everybody does this.
There are more cities than the ones in the US.
Not if you pull up your pants real high. 🥸
What if you sag them real low and swing to & fro?
Then you would have to tie them in a knot, and possible a bow
Not if it's empty
LPT: Be poor to avoid back pain from sitting on your wallet!
I keep mine there unless I plan to sit all day. I usually take my wallet and put it in the cubby under my radio when I drive.
I didn't knew that, what back problems it may cause?
It causes your pelvis to tilt when you're sitting down which curves your spine which could cause problems in the long run. Look at Google Images for visuals
Thanks for info, kind redditor
It’s called fat wallet syndrome, it causes an impingement in the nerve from sitting on it.
I agree on the first part, but how do you have your wallet in your back pocket? It's super annoying to me when I have anything bigger than a mask or some paper in there and I'm sitting down.
you should try bigger things, apparently it gets more pleasurable and less annoying
Back pocket is reserved for the hands of the ladies. Nothing else goes there.
Well if you would stop cutting their hands off you wouldn't need back pockets to hold them anymore, you lunatic.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
> wallet in the back pocket
making it easy for the pickpockets and chiropractors.
Same but wallet is in the right pocket's quantum storage as well
So you sit on your wallet with one buttcheek? The wallet is definitely left pocket material for me.
I put my wallet in a back pocket but when I sit down, I don't sit on my wallet, it's shoved to the side. I guess that's not the case with everyone?
Same, universe left... phone right.
Wallet in the back pocket is uncomfortable to sit on and can actually cause back pain after years of sitting on it
> And wallet in the back pocket.
OK I need an explanation for this one. Why would you put the most important item in the easiest place to lose it/get it stolen?
Every since I quit smoking I moved the wallet to the front right pocket and it’s great to have my butt free when sitting, kinda clutters the pocket a bit but it’s worth it and I’m sure better for my back
Good to know, good to know..
Bro i can't function if my phone is on the right pocket, impossible
I have no problems using my phone with my left hand, but holding picking the right key and opening a door with it is close to impossible
But how many times a day you use your keys vs the phone, a simple hand switch after you take the keys out of the left pocket solves things.
Same. I was driving before cell phones became so ubiquitous so right pocket is for keys.
Are you left of hand?
Wouldn't you want to use your more dexterous hand to fish out whatever complex shaped item you need out of your "miscellaneous pocket" while you can use your less skilled hand for just taking out your simple rectangular phone?
At least that's why I have the phone on the left while right handed.
Not in particular. Changing songs is a more laborous task than using a key for finger dexterity. As a leftie I still use my right hand for that because we're somewhat ambidextrous due to most stuff being for righties, even phone buttons. I've never had a leftie mouse for example, so I use right hand for mice, but if I use a laptop, I use my left hand. As such, I guess it is more of a learned habit enforced by practicality.
Changing songs I can easily do with my left hand, opening a door with a key on the other hand...
Same for me. I keep my right hand (dominant hand) free for important things like keys, wallet, opening doors, etc...I always carry things in my left hand to keep my right free. So if I have a hand full of bags in my left, I don't really give a shit what the text I just got was, I want to be able to fish out my keys and open my door as easily as possible. And, an american car ignition is on the right side, so there's another reason. Really, keys on the right is the only way.
Phone in left pocket because I hold it in my left hand and prod with my right (I’m right handed)
Who even puts their phone in their right pocket? Heathens 😤
Left pocket gang
What heathen doesn't do phone in left
Same but gotta use the right now cuz there is a hole in my pocket :(
They forgot to put an attack helicopter
Right. What kind of lunatic has his keys in his left pocket?
I thought I was the only one. Even though I'm right handed
Same, I use that little pocket in the right for coins or small keys and if I miss it, I don't want them in with my phone.
Anyway this is far more accurate than it seems! Ya dig?
Let me hear it for all my left-handed brothers out there
Gotta throw the buds in with that phone.
Yes, the OP is being racist toward left handed people
wait, why would you need your house keys if you already have your house in your pocket?
how would you open the door without the keys?
Just leave the door open
then my car might get into my house smh
edit: thanks for the awards, kind strangers!
Oh shit you’re right. Sorry.
its fine lol
Wow, man. You just like let him get away with that. Like what if he do it again
Park your car on the lawn of your house and insert the keys into the door lock. Simple.
damn i never thought of that, thanks for the tip, now i can lose the keys and keep the entirety of the observable universe
Or worse a Main Battle Tank could get access.
[But our house is in the middle of our house](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k55FYtqtXXU)
Do you have any idea how many people would get inside if we just left the door open???
To get in bruh
They're the car keys
I though this boy vs girl pocket.meme
As if us girls can fit a phone in our pocket
Literally tho, we can fir a fiver in there and that's it
I thought god made cleavage because women pants never have pockets
Yes. All I have to say, yes.
Beware the sweaty tit money.
Jokes on you, Im into that shit.
Excuse me sir or ma'am
but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?"
Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet."
And here you are!
I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. I'm sure you're an incredibly interesting girl--though I see you as just a person, really--and I think we could have lots to teach each other.
I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the picture--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat).
Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess!
EDIT: I couldn't help but notice you haven't sent your message yet. There's no need to be nervous! I promise I don't bite, haha
EDIT 2: In case you couldn't find it, you can click the little chat button from my profile and we can get talking ASAP. Not that I don't think you could find it, but just in case hahah
EDIT 3: look I don't understand why you're not even talking to me, is it something I said?
EDIT 4: I knew you were always a bitch, but I thought I was wrong. I thought you weren't like all the other girls out there but maybe I was too quick to judge
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EDIT 6: hey are you there?
I laughed, take my upvote you sad soul
I became male feminist only to force female clothing brands to make functional pockets
Thank you. I'll be forever grateful if you can make jeans with big pockets happen
He's speaking the language of the gods!
I'm so happy it's not a boy vs girl meme.
2004 Honda Civic would be more accurate
I carry every model
Get a load of mr Money Bags over here
One might even say he's got deep pockets.
Superior the 2001 model is
A 1999 Toyota Previa would be more accurate
Laughs in quiet kid
not for long
Other way around for me
I’m a rightie and carry my phone in the left pocket. Is there something wrong with me?
I’m rightie and I do it too because I want to have my keys in my right hand, so the phone take the offhand item slot
I'm rightie and I do it because I have my wallet in the right pocket. More important and more safe than a backpocket.
Leftie Gang run these streets!
Lefties unite against our oppressive right handed overlords.
Every rightie I know (myself included) puts their phone in their left pocket, though.
Same. Figured OP was a leftie.
OP is definitely the outlier seeing as I’m left handed and I use the left pocket as well.
For real, what kind of psycho puts their wallet and keys in their left hand pocket?
Is this another millennial vs boomer thing?
Always do the pocket pat-down but hate when I forget the ammo for my AK-47
AKM* as it has the weird beak muzzle device. AK47s did not come with muzzle devices
Hey now!!! I always leave the house with 2 mags for the AK, it's my American duty.
How is this dank. It's more like a relatable meme
yeah everyone carries an ak in their left pocket
Not me, I have a Beretta ARX 160
Relatable for anyone who doesn't know that keys can't scratch a modern phone's screen.
Most start scratching at a level 6, with deeper grooves at a level 7. It is known.
i get the jerryrigeverything reference, but im pretty sure cars and houses can break phone screens,
Any left handed gang here?
Yeah, flip that shit.
I'm right handed and I have it reversed
yo brain reversed too
Right handed but stil puts the phone in the left idk why feels better for me.
Doesn't take dexterity to hold a phone. I'm right but carry the phone on my left so i can use my right hand for other stuff
Exactly, can take my phone out of my left pocket and do whatever I want with my right hand
Obviously the OP of the meme is left-handed, or they wouldn't have their phone in the right pocket.
I sent this to my gf and she replied with "is this some kind of male joke i'm too female to understand?"
Even I like to store the entire New York city in my left pocket yes
One thing I'm not looking forward to when I finally start wearing women's clothes is going to be the pockets
Just pretend like you don't have pockets. Because you basically don't.
I dont have boobs yet so perhaps I'll store things in my bra lmao
Why not go for men's skinny jeans? Stylish and efficient
That's what purses are for dear. ❤️
I'm a woman. I have many clothes with pockets bc I like pockets. There are clothes for women with pockets, but women don't buy it bc then it looks less pretty. Beauty is pain
You can be a woman and wear cargo pants my friend. You can go on a 2 week vacation with no bags if you wear cargo pants because you can simply put all your other clothes and essentials into the pockets of the cargo pants.
Sometimes I like to wear women's panties and rub peanut butter on my chest
You forgot your wallet
That santizier wasn't supposed to be there , if it wasn't for this covid
It feels like a violation of space and time to have the phone on the left side
It's on the left side of the image, but labelled "right". For some reason, this seemed correct until I read your comment. I guess I just assumed my pockets aren't big enough so this must be someone else I'm looking at.
Also, I'm right handed, but I keep my phone in my left pocket because if I don't keep my keys in my right pocket I think I've lost them.
Hmm yeah guys what's this my keys, my hand gel and my fucking mansion
Oh BS we don't pack hand sanitizer that small
You outta pocket for this one.
When I go to school I feel like that's true but the AK-47 definitely goes in my backpack
Naw thats an American guy's pocket remove the AK-47 and you got the rest of the world.
i accidentally left it at my office, ill get it when i go there next
Back left pocket: wallet
Back right pocket: phone
Front right pocket: keys + pocket knife
Front left pocket: everything else
I will not be taking comments or accepting criticism
Not very accurate. I also carry a garage around in my pocket so I have a place to park my car.
I have the Andromeda Galaxy in my left pocket
You really wouldn't want your ~~2008 Mercedes C-class~~ to scratch up your phone. I hate when that happens.
Edit: WHY CAN'T I FIND THE MODEL
For me it's the other way around since my right pocket has a key pocket which had scratched one of my previous phones way back. That motivated me to switch the pockets..
You only use two pockets?
\*laughs in cargo shorts\*
Who the hell puts a whole ass bottle of hand sanitizer in their pocket??? Smh
jokes aside, i do that
This is stupid, the whole point of carrying the car is so you can ditch the keys
You forget about the orbital superlaser arrays
I have a rock in my left pocket right now
Where is Santiago?
Y'all are putting your phones in your pockets?
Ever since I got a w204 c class I keep seeing memes that have it for some reason
I also have my house in my pocket, incase it gets lost you know
Didn't even have to use my AK. Today was a good day.
What about Tsar bomb?
My back to school load out
My edc to school