T O P

it is true tho

it is true tho

I-Wanna-See-Meme

Switch pocket labels and that would be me


raosahabreddits

Same. Phone on the left, the entire observable universe in the right. And wallet in the back pocket.


Danknoodle420

But what about the unobservable universe. Doesn't it get love?


raosahabreddits

That's in the second back pocket, obviously.


Jesus_Shaves_

I love chilling in ur pockets


mcdad_dy

You're my favourite thing in my pocket


CorruptingTheSystem

I’ve got one hand in my pocket


mcdad_dy

So you're telling me your han(d) is solo?


CorruptingTheSystem

Completely correct Mano!


alcoapple

Statistically the other one is giving a high five, flickin a cigarette, givin the peace sign or hailin a taxi cab.


night_monkey79

Is the other hand giving a peace sign?


meijor

I’ve got this guys hand in my pocket too


mehaxe

And the other one is giving a high five


TH0R_TheGodOfThunder

But your also In the universe,which means you have a pocket you who also has a pocket you,pocket person inception


TakenNameception

Now you've observed them, into the right pocket they go


That-Busy-Gamer

What about the love from our loved ones as well as from our great creator, no matter how we perceive them to be?


cinematicsquid

Prison pocket


Cowmanthethird

Shirt pocket.


Personal-Thought9453

Shirt pockets have been banned since 1995. Police is on its way to you now.


Tshego_M

Lol! I’m literally thinking about the last time I saw someone use their shirt pocket.


Personal-Thought9453

Goddamit. Tshego *please*, we're running out of time, Tell me their name NOW!


Tshego_M

Hey hey, I can’t rat people out like that.


some_bald_boi

What about the fifth pocket between the two back pockets


chiqu3n

That was the second back pocket, hence the unobservable universe


some_bald_boi

God I'm stupid


PembrokePercy

You mean the ‘prison wallet’?


some_bald_boi

Prison pocket!


Hot_Statistician9467

why else would it be called the "un observable universe"?


AngelOfDeath771

Is that the entire unknown and possibly the truth to life in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?


DopeCharma

5th pocket. That and a quarter for the payphone.


kiwtir_

There's plenty of space in the ass crack


lanikint

Top tip, don't sit down with your wallet in your back pocket. It can cause back problems.


gunscreeper

Don't do this if you're visiting a third world country tho


Ad0lf_Salzler

Or literally any larger city


AyyyyLeMeow

I live in a larger city and everybody does this. There are more cities than the ones in the US.


Jet_Siegel

Not if you pull up your pants real high. 🥸


Cfp0001-Iceman

What if you sag them real low and swing to & fro?


d4rk_matt3r

Then you would have to tie them in a knot, and possible a bow


KrispyKrist

Not if it's empty


i_love_rem

LPT: Be poor to avoid back pain from sitting on your wallet!


PicardZhu

I keep mine there unless I plan to sit all day. I usually take my wallet and put it in the cubby under my radio when I drive.


STORMFIRE7

I didn't knew that, what back problems it may cause?


Calibruh

It causes your pelvis to tilt when you're sitting down which curves your spine which could cause problems in the long run. Look at Google Images for visuals


STORMFIRE7

Thanks for info, kind redditor


Count-Otherwise

It’s called fat wallet syndrome, it causes an impingement in the nerve from sitting on it.


randomcitizen42

I agree on the first part, but how do you have your wallet in your back pocket? It's super annoying to me when I have anything bigger than a mask or some paper in there and I'm sitting down.


mSimplicity

you should try bigger things, apparently it gets more pleasurable and less annoying


CatVideoBoye

Back pocket is reserved for the hands of the ladies. Nothing else goes there.


coat_hanger_dias

Well if you would stop cutting their hands off you wouldn't need back pockets to hold them anymore, you lunatic.


pennomi

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


nannal

> wallet in the back pocket making it easy for the pickpockets and chiropractors.


leo341500

Same but wallet is in the right pocket's quantum storage as well


Plastic_Pinocchio

So you sit on your wallet with one buttcheek? The wallet is definitely left pocket material for me.


d7ark7

I put my wallet in a back pocket but when I sit down, I don't sit on my wallet, it's shoved to the side. I guess that's not the case with everyone?


Kage9866

Same, universe left... phone right.


KryptoBones89

Wallet in the back pocket is uncomfortable to sit on and can actually cause back pain after years of sitting on it


i_love_rem

> And wallet in the back pocket. OK I need an explanation for this one. Why would you put the most important item in the easiest place to lose it/get it stolen?


BretTheShitmanFart69

Every since I quit smoking I moved the wallet to the front right pocket and it’s great to have my butt free when sitting, kinda clutters the pocket a bit but it’s worth it and I’m sure better for my back


CVDZ

Good to know, good to know..


RandomNarco

Bro i can't function if my phone is on the right pocket, impossible


TommiHPunkt

I have no problems using my phone with my left hand, but holding picking the right key and opening a door with it is close to impossible


bufarreti

But how many times a day you use your keys vs the phone, a simple hand switch after you take the keys out of the left pocket solves things.


perfunction

Same. I was driving before cell phones became so ubiquitous so right pocket is for keys.


Bigfartbutthole

Are you left of hand?


Avohaj

Wouldn't you want to use your more dexterous hand to fish out whatever complex shaped item you need out of your "miscellaneous pocket" while you can use your less skilled hand for just taking out your simple rectangular phone? At least that's why I have the phone on the left while right handed.


H47

Not in particular. Changing songs is a more laborous task than using a key for finger dexterity. As a leftie I still use my right hand for that because we're somewhat ambidextrous due to most stuff being for righties, even phone buttons. I've never had a leftie mouse for example, so I use right hand for mice, but if I use a laptop, I use my left hand. As such, I guess it is more of a learned habit enforced by practicality.


mwrddt

Changing songs I can easily do with my left hand, opening a door with a key on the other hand...


ThisIsMyGameAccount

Same for me. I keep my right hand (dominant hand) free for important things like keys, wallet, opening doors, etc...I always carry things in my left hand to keep my right free. So if I have a hand full of bags in my left, I don't really give a shit what the text I just got was, I want to be able to fish out my keys and open my door as easily as possible. And, an american car ignition is on the right side, so there's another reason. Really, keys on the right is the only way.


liketo

Phone in left pocket because I hold it in my left hand and prod with my right (I’m right handed)


simi_

Who even puts their phone in their right pocket? Heathens 😤


decasper99

Left pocket gang


dongman44

What heathen doesn't do phone in left


amernej

Same


MostLaziestAss

Same but gotta use the right now cuz there is a hole in my pocket :(


Rinkiyakpap

They forgot to put an attack helicopter lmao


SnooPuppers9390

Right. What kind of lunatic has his keys in his left pocket?


Bananaman95

I thought I was the only one. Even though I'm right handed


ancalime9

Same, I use that little pocket in the right for coins or small keys and if I miss it, I don't want them in with my phone.


svorcs

Anyway this is far more accurate than it seems! Ya dig?


87KingSquirrel

I agree


Timbuktu_

Let me hear it for all my left-handed brothers out there


KyleRiggs

same


defaultgameer1

Gotta throw the buds in with that phone.


DarthJarJack

Yes, the OP is being racist toward left handed people


RedditBoi90000

wait, why would you need your house keys if you already have your house in your pocket?


Mundanewisdom99

how would you open the door without the keys?


RedditBoi90000

Just leave the door open


Hot_Statistician9467

then my car might get into my house smh edit: thanks for the awards, kind strangers!


RedditBoi90000

Oh shit you’re right. Sorry.


Hot_Statistician9467

its fine lol


junaid86

Reddit moment!


tapirus-indicus

Wow, man. You just like let him get away with that. Like what if he do it again


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Nikita021281

Park your car on the lawn of your house and insert the keys into the door lock. Simple.


Hot_Statistician9467

damn i never thought of that, thanks for the tip, now i can lose the keys and keep the entirety of the observable universe


Da-Fort

Or worse a Main Battle Tank could get access.


Nowheretoturn48

[But our house is in the middle of our house](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k55FYtqtXXU) ​ Do you have any idea how many people would get inside if we just left the door open???


PlayLikeMe10YT

To get in bruh


JorjEade

They're the car keys


Forsaken-Command8144

I though this boy vs girl pocket.meme


anananbatman

As if us girls can fit a phone in our pocket


weeb_of_a_lifetime

Literally tho, we can fir a fiver in there and that's it


gunscreeper

I thought god made cleavage because women pants never have pockets


weeb_of_a_lifetime

Yes. All I have to say, yes.


lysianth

Beware the sweaty tit money.


AdministrativeAd4111

Jokes on you, Im into that shit.


Wanderers_diary

*deep inhales


cyst16

Money tits


XDYassineDX

Excuse me sir or ma'am but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?" Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet." And here you are! I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. I'm sure you're an incredibly interesting girl--though I see you as just a person, really--and I think we could have lots to teach each other. I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the picture--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat). Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess! EDIT: I couldn't help but notice you haven't sent your message yet. There's no need to be nervous! I promise I don't bite, haha EDIT 2: In case you couldn't find it, you can click the little chat button from my profile and we can get talking ASAP. Not that I don't think you could find it, but just in case hahah EDIT 3: look I don't understand why you're not even talking to me, is it something I said? EDIT 4: I knew you were always a bitch, but I thought I was wrong. I thought you weren't like all the other girls out there but maybe I was too quick to judge EDIT 5: don't ever contact me again whore EDIT 6: hey are you there?


ThroatMeYeBastards

I laughed, take my upvote you sad soul


OP007xx

WTF


LanaLancia

I became male feminist only to force female clothing brands to make functional pockets


anananbatman

Thank you. I'll be forever grateful if you can make jeans with big pockets happen


Zriatt

He's speaking the language of the gods!


SirLagg_alot

I'm so happy it's not a boy vs girl meme.


zaps_engineering

2004 Honda Civic would be more accurate


WylieCoyote1975

I carry every model


ThreeEyedRaver

Get a load of mr Money Bags over here


PoopyMcNuggets91

One might even say he's got deep pockets.


JumpyLiving

Superior the 2001 model is


d1stract3d_falc0n

A 1999 Toyota Previa would be more accurate


Cheerful_Vernxn

Laughs in quiet kid


louiebro13

not for long


Arun_KT

⊙﹏⊙


noradosmith

*Hits F5*


DiamondGamer9

Other way around for me


markoalex8

Leftie gang?


diokhanagain

I’m a rightie and carry my phone in the left pocket. Is there something wrong with me?


AretePath

I’m rightie and I do it too because I want to have my keys in my right hand, so the phone take the offhand item slot


Kalappianer

I'm rightie and I do it because I have my wallet in the right pocket. More important and more safe than a backpocket.


jarNO_WAY

leftie gang!


R_GoMcHeckYourself

#LEFTIE GANGGGGG#


UselessOpinion

Leftie Gang run these streets!


Yawzheek

Lefties unite against our oppressive right handed overlords.


notacyborg

Every rightie I know (myself included) puts their phone in their left pocket, though.


Iamredditsslave

Same. Figured OP was a leftie.


TeaBarbarian

OP is definitely the outlier seeing as I’m left handed and I use the left pocket as well.


Shishakli

For real, what kind of psycho puts their wallet and keys in their left hand pocket? Is this another millennial vs boomer thing?


HerbertWest

Same here.


HollowDakota

Always do the pocket pat-down but hate when I forget the ammo for my AK-47


PenguGame

AKM* as it has the weird beak muzzle device. AK47s did not come with muzzle devices


Whoainyourmouth

Hey now!!! I always leave the house with 2 mags for the AK, it's my American duty.


Exot1c_

Ak American duty Hmmm


ramachetan

How is this dank. It's more like a relatable meme


XVeNuX

yeah everyone carries an ak in their left pocket


luca01d

Not me, I have a Beretta ARX 160


ihatethiswebsitelol

Relatable for anyone who doesn't know that keys can't scratch a modern phone's screen. Most start scratching at a level 6, with deeper grooves at a level 7. It is known.


Hot_Statistician9467

i get the jerryrigeverything reference, but im pretty sure cars and houses can break phone screens,


[deleted]

Any left handed gang here?


mkp666

Yeah, flip that shit.


Zangdor

I'm right handed and I have it reversed


Arioxel_

yo brain reversed too


Nib_ba

Right handed but stil puts the phone in the left idk why feels better for me.


Kxr1der

Doesn't take dexterity to hold a phone. I'm right but carry the phone on my left so i can use my right hand for other stuff


Matte0Cal0

Exactly, can take my phone out of my left pocket and do whatever I want with my right hand


WylieCoyote1975

Yea


seriouslees

Obviously the OP of the meme is left-handed, or they wouldn't have their phone in the right pocket.


ABlindCookie

I sent this to my gf and she replied with "is this some kind of male joke i'm too female to understand?"


tempacac

Even I like to store the entire New York city in my left pocket yes


DarkDragon77876

One thing I'm not looking forward to when I finally start wearing women's clothes is going to be the pockets


anananbatman

Just pretend like you don't have pockets. Because you basically don't.


DarkDragon77876

I dont have boobs yet so perhaps I'll store things in my bra lmao


Yazkin_Yamakala

Why not go for men's skinny jeans? Stylish and efficient


Brookenium

That's what purses are for dear. ❤️


lanikint

I'm a woman. I have many clothes with pockets bc I like pockets. There are clothes for women with pockets, but women don't buy it bc then it looks less pretty. Beauty is pain


txr23

You can be a woman and wear cargo pants my friend. You can go on a 2 week vacation with no bags if you wear cargo pants because you can simply put all your other clothes and essentials into the pockets of the cargo pants.


hat-TF2

Sometimes I like to wear women's panties and rub peanut butter on my chest


Nicasss01

You forgot your wallet


knshskekw

That santizier wasn't supposed to be there , if it wasn't for this covid


2Girlz1Ags

It feels like a violation of space and time to have the phone on the left side


crackeddryice

It's on the left side of the image, but labelled "right". For some reason, this seemed correct until I read your comment. I guess I just assumed my pockets aren't big enough so this must be someone else I'm looking at. Also, I'm right handed, but I keep my phone in my left pocket because if I don't keep my keys in my right pocket I think I've lost them.


Rooboogood

Hmm yeah guys what's this my keys, my hand gel and my fucking mansion


DR0p_gkid64

Oh BS we don't pack hand sanitizer that small


timmy3am

You outta pocket for this one.


XVeNuX

When I go to school I feel like that's true but the AK-47 definitely goes in my backpack


TheFlyingNut69

Naw thats an American guy's pocket remove the AK-47 and you got the rest of the world.


walen

Where's Portugal?


Hot_Statistician9467

i accidentally left it at my office, ill get it when i go there next


that_guy_you_know-26

Back left pocket: wallet Back right pocket: phone Front right pocket: keys + pocket knife Front left pocket: everything else I will not be taking comments or accepting criticism


CartonFrog

Not very accurate. I also carry a garage around in my pocket so I have a place to park my car.


Krombopulos-Savage

I have the Andromeda Galaxy in my left pocket


TheGloriousPotato111

You really wouldn't want your ~~2008 Mercedes C-class~~ to scratch up your phone. I hate when that happens. Edit: WHY CAN'T I FIND THE MODEL


Urbanited

For me it's the other way around since my right pocket has a key pocket which had scratched one of my previous phones way back. That motivated me to switch the pockets..


Doom972

You only use two pockets? \*laughs in cargo shorts\*


ManiacMidget54

Who the hell puts a whole ass bottle of hand sanitizer in their pocket??? Smh /s


Hot_Statistician9467

jokes aside, i do that


Affectionate-Wind-19

This is stupid, the whole point of carrying the car is so you can ditch the keys


Stormbringer07

You forget about the orbital superlaser arrays


JorgaoMC

I have a rock in my left pocket right now


marlin_1994

Where is Santiago?


Dragons_Exist

Y'all are putting your phones in your pockets?


nicii02

Ever since I got a w204 c class I keep seeing memes that have it for some reason


Artigar

I also have my house in my pocket, incase it gets lost you know


AJWinky

Didn't even have to use my AK. Today was a good day.


K1ndEv1l

What about Tsar bomb?


AnySeason9104

My back to school load out


jks_david

My edc to school