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Every stairway is a stairway to heaven if you use it wrong enough

Every stairway is a stairway to heaven if you use it wrong enough

aizaruz

Same goes for highways to hell


The_Doo-Dah_Man

No-o stop signs, speed limit!


Glorifiedmetermaid

Nobody's gonna slow me down


thehobobilly

Hot


ComradeJewz

Unless you go to heaven


Chilichongoes

I'll take the highway


Terrible_Capital_604

The weird part is it likely becomes a stairway to heaven when youre going down instead of up though


Aqua-simp

You can still trip and break your skull on the steps


colonelpanic762

Then you’ve got the looooong slide down...


redditinglyreddit

How kind of you to assume I'm going to heaven


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Raxxos

You could. It's your choice. The [gospel message](https://strivingforeternity.org/the-simple-gospel-message/) is the path - if your willing to take it.


catsbluepajamas

As someone who took a very bad spill down the stairs while sleepwalking and ruptured my spleen, spent 4 days in ICU and a month in the hospital- can confirm. It’s been like 3 years and I’m still scared of stairs. I died a few times they said but I don’t remember anything but dark.


fistymonkey1337

um, I hope you recovered well. That's intense.


fluffspeed

There's some blood on the floor where they tried this before and they're scared of the stairway to heaven.


demetrios3

There's also a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure cuz you know sometimes words have two meanings


Lestat6930

In a tree by the brook there's a song bird who sings sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiving.


WedgeTail234

I'd be more worried if you remember dying honestly.


Tnt540

You can’t fool me, the spleen is a made up organ. Jk, glad you recovered


NeoLoki55

If you use it the wrong way it’s called Hairway to Steven.


The_Doo-Dah_Man

Great album! Butthole Surfers fucking rick!


TranquilAlpaca

I hope Rick consented to this


NeoLoki55

Yup. Their live shows were fucking transcendental whacko. Pretty sure I lost part of my sanity in Philly at one of their shows in the early 90’s.


ElmoDoes3D

This is the first showerthought I have commented on in like 4 years... ... I chuckled and awed.


Biddy_Bear

Every road is a road to nowhere if you follow it long enough


deschainroland19

I am in this comment and I don't like it.


Roku-Hanmar

There’s a lady who thinks


darpy95

All that glitters is... Brinks?


darpy95

All that glitters is... Brinks?


Iblaowbs

Pucci wants your location


CreeperAwwMaan

Or hell


diertje

Okay, Michael Peterson.


Darkmaster666666

Good showerthought OP


MrNonam3

So every highway is a highway to hell if you're drunk enough?


Pramrules

What if its reincarnation? Risk isn't worth it.


fuckmyredditaccount

Or is it just not long enough?


AlmostButNotQuit

Better use the fire escape. (Russian Doll)


blackmilksociety

I had a friend who fell down stairs and broke his neck. I don’t know if he is in heaven but he’s no longer on this earth. Stairs can be quite deadly.


0jack_robinson0

Why am I floating down


ayyerr32

pucci?


hawkwings

Are you saying that if I push people down the stairs and kill them, I'll go to heaven? Am I using stairs wrong?


MagicOrpheus310

Ironically it's usually when going DOWN said stair


notsuspiciousatall--

Bold of you to assume that’s where I’m going...


tinydeadpool

The tune will come to you at last!


StlChase

Lol I like the wording of this post: “use it wrong enough”


skitslicker

No Stairway.


ChemicalMichael

Literal failing up


SmileThis9582

maybe if heaven existed


Proj3ctdrunkguy

How many stairs do you think you could fall down before dying?


dickdackduck

This reminds me of “every machine is a smoke machine if you use it wrongly enough”


I_Looove_Pizza

Best shower thought *ever*


shadow0wolf0

Not if you're going to Hell.


MrPresidentBanana

Not for me it isn't


Jacrispytreat

Or hell


creepliege

Or hell.


rathat

Walking up stairs is like standing on the edge of a cliff with your feet half way off and you keep alternating which foot is km the ground and a bunch of other people are on the cliff and if any of them fall, everyone else falls.


I_am_a_person_Hello

I mean to some yes but to others it’s to hell


McCushAgin

I'm very suspicious of stairs. They're always up to something.


Chilichongoes

Unless it goes to hell


Lietenantdan

Unless you're going to the bad place


Mriheel

This comment implies I'm going to heaven...


Zen_Shot

You are correct, in as much as the song Stairway To Heaven, is about the Kabbalah and the dangers of the "Left Hand Path" but that's a secret you shouldn't be spouting all over Reddit ffs!


Djanghost

Robert plant wasn't involved with that, that was jimmy page. Even if you were to dissect the lyrics and make it about Hermetics the dangers would be on the right hand path since she's trying to BUY her way to heaven, which is what the church started doing during Constantine's rule.


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LordVortekan

This is r/showerthoughts. Please take your politics elsewhere.


twirlingrhino

Sorry, sometimes think about politics while in the shower. Heaven thoughts rarely ever occur.