Every stairway is a stairway to heaven if you use it wrong enough
By - hamez_ya_boi
Same goes for highways to hell
No-o stop signs, speed limit!
Nobody's gonna slow me down
Unless you go to heaven
I'll take the highway
The weird part is it likely becomes a stairway to heaven when youre going down instead of up though
You can still trip and break your skull on the steps
Then you’ve got the looooong slide down...
How kind of you to assume I'm going to heaven
Was looking for this comment.
You could. It's your choice. The [gospel message](https://strivingforeternity.org/the-simple-gospel-message/) is the path - if your willing to take it.
As someone who took a very bad spill down the stairs while sleepwalking and ruptured my spleen, spent 4 days in ICU and a month in the hospital- can confirm. It’s been like 3 years and I’m still scared of stairs. I died a few times they said but I don’t remember anything but dark.
um, I hope you recovered well. That's intense.
There's some blood on the floor where they tried this before and they're scared of the stairway to heaven.
There's also a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure cuz you know sometimes words have two meanings
In a tree by the brook there's a song bird who sings sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiving.
I'd be more worried if you remember dying honestly.
You can’t fool me, the spleen is a made up organ. Jk, glad you recovered
If you use it the wrong way it’s called Hairway to Steven.
Great album! Butthole Surfers fucking rick!
I hope Rick consented to this
Yup. Their live shows were fucking transcendental whacko. Pretty sure I lost part of my sanity in Philly at one of their shows in the early 90’s.
This is the first showerthought I have commented on in like 4 years...
... I chuckled and awed.
Every road is a road to nowhere if you follow it long enough
I am in this comment and I don't like it.
There’s a lady who thinks
All that glitters is... Brinks?
Pucci wants your location
Okay, Michael Peterson.
Good showerthought OP
So every highway is a highway to hell if you're drunk enough?
What if its reincarnation? Risk isn't worth it.
Or is it just not long enough?
Better use the fire escape.
I had a friend who fell down stairs and broke his neck. I don’t know if he is in heaven but he’s no longer on this earth.
Stairs can be quite deadly.
Why am I floating down
Are you saying that if I push people down the stairs and kill them, I'll go to heaven? Am I using stairs wrong?
Ironically it's usually when going DOWN said stair
Bold of you to assume that’s where I’m going...
The tune will come to you at last!
Lol I like the wording of this post: “use it wrong enough”
Literal failing up
maybe if heaven existed
How many stairs do you think you could fall down before dying?
This reminds me of “every machine is a smoke machine if you use it wrongly enough”
Best shower thought *ever*
Not if you're going to Hell.
Not for me it isn't
Walking up stairs is like standing on the edge of a cliff with your feet half way off and you keep alternating which foot is km the ground and a bunch of other people are on the cliff and if any of them fall, everyone else falls.
I mean to some yes but to others it’s to hell
I'm very suspicious of stairs. They're always up to something.
Unless it goes to hell
Unless you're going to the bad place
This comment implies I'm going to heaven...
You are correct, in as much as the song Stairway To Heaven, is about the Kabbalah and the dangers of the "Left Hand Path" but that's a secret you shouldn't be spouting all over Reddit ffs!
Robert plant wasn't involved with that, that was jimmy page. Even if you were to dissect the lyrics and make it about Hermetics the dangers would be on the right hand path since she's trying to BUY her way to heaven, which is what the church started doing during Constantine's rule.
This is r/showerthoughts. Please take your politics elsewhere.
Sorry, sometimes think about politics while in the shower. Heaven thoughts rarely ever occur.